Lumberjack Song — Monty Python

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus

He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties: He cut down trees, he eat his lunch He go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus

He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Chorus

He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies...and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.