(There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite — Tism

She slagged Helen Garner, he said You're right He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy -

There's gonna be sex tonight

Interval at the theatre - they both hit it off Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov; The director they hated, the actress? - they panned her; What they acted out later weren't exactly Uncle Vania

On the deck of the boat she pointed out east Said A whale is in fact an air breathing beast He really liked nature; he was out of the slammer He had a gram of cocaine and a video camera

He was knocking on doors; she was watchin' television He said Money for the kids? I'm collecting for World Vision Her heart was full of pity for a world full of grief He donated to a charity she called Hand Relief