Disorder in the House — Waren Zevon

Disorder in the house The tub runneth over Plaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of pain

Disorder in the house Time to duck and cover Helicopters hover over rough terrain

Disorder in the house Reptile wisdom Zombies on the lawn staggering around

Disorder in the house There's a flaw in the system And the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing down

The floodgates are open We've let the demons loose The big guns have spoken And we've fallen for the ruse

Disorder in the house It's a fate worse than fame Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed

Disorder in the house The doors are coming off the hinges The earth will open and swallow up the real estate

I just got my paycheck I'm gonna paint the whole town grey Whether it's a night in Paris or a Fresno matinee

It's the home of the brave and the land of the free Where the less you know the better off you'll be

Disorder in the house All bets are off I'm sprawled across the davenport of despair

Disorder in the house I'll live with the tosses And watch the sundown through the portiere