Mr. Oysterhead — Oysterhead

Come on kiddies dather round There's a new sensation hittin' town It's moving slow, low to the ground It'll pick you up when you're feelin' down

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

I remember back in the day When music folk had a lot to say Now I sit, hope and pray Someone will come along and show the way

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said Along comes Mr. Oysterhead When all else has been done and said You best look at Mr. Oysterhead He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

Through the long frustrating years Of wretched din and choked back tears Comes a man to squelch our fears He's slippery between the ears

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else...