Howard Beware — The Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school

Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows

Howard beware the Russians they don't like you Might as well drop the bomb on you Howard beware the government won't protect you Like to see you turned into Howard stew

Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows

Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you Might just all form an angry mob Howard beware your mother has disowned you Says that you're a pervert and a slob

Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows