Kung Fu Reference — Ass Ponys

Poor old john carradine

Before he met his maker

He got to play a part

That stands the test of time

Shouting he held aloft

The miracle elixir

The townspeople ran him off

And the sunlight took his eyes

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

Im sure you must remember him

Fresh out of paper plates

Guess Ill do the dishes

Instead of washing off

Only one plate at a time

Big evening up ahead

Wide array of choices

Bladerunner, robocop,

Or the bride of frankenstein

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

Im sure you must remember him

Dead soldiers line the road

Along the coffee table

Bladerunners at the part

Where rutger hauer dies

I dont know anything

Why do I pretend to

If I did Id be the one

Whos living with you now

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim

Im sure you must remember him