Little Bastard — Ass Ponys

Little Bastard All fish-belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank-top shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, Put that down, You're gonna get hurt.

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And she calls him Little Bastard And she says it to his face And he says, Don't call me Little Bastard, Call me Snake. Little Bastard Has a re-occuring dream That he's a pirate On a sea of snakes And when the waves come You can listen to him scream As the tide runs Down his leg

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Little Bastard All fish-belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank-top shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, Put that down You're gonna get hurt.

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