The Peeper — Adam Sandler

singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!

Leaves Rusteling

Peeper: Climin' the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin' for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin' in. keepin' it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin' around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. classey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea Im here. lovin' it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin'. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin' the door. alone again... waiting. lookin' around. board. pullin' out nippel clips. Painful! ow... but these are a bit.

Door Opening

Bathroom door opens. lovin' it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click

Tv Makes Noises

sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. lovin it.

Giggling

she laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.

Dog Panting

theres a dog. not good.

Sniffing

he can smell me. should've shoured.

Barking

barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. fuckin' dogs loosin it.

Window Open

girl: Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.

Dog Stops Barking And Walks Off

Peeper: dosnt see me. she's gorgous. Im grotesque.

Knock

Peeper: knock at front door! she goes to answer!

Door Opens

Peeper: Its him.... chizzeled features.. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard. hatin' myself. sniffin fingers.

woman: ohhh...

Peeper: she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned...

Footsteps

Peeper: he walks toword windo. muscular

man: this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me

Peeper: full of rage. looking right at me.

man: theres a guy in the tree out here.

Peeper: full of shame.

woman: are you serious?

Peeper: completely worthless. hard as a rock.

man: I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead pipe!

Peeper: stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.

Squirrel Noises

Dialing

Peeper: not working. shes calling. dreams shattered

Talking

Peeper: ultamate humiliation.

Squirt

Peeper: ejaculating.

man: AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!

Peeper: yes I do... cant help myself.

Car Pulling Up And Door Opening

cop: L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.

Squirrel Noises

Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.

cop: I said get down from there!

Peeper: down I go...

Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam

Peeper: Oh!

woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you ass hole!

Peeper walking away: I know I do... Its an addiction

cop: lets go big guy, c'mon

Peeper: wifes going to kill me.

cop: dont be doing this shit mr... nippel clips.

Peeper Slamming Into Cp Car Seat

Peeper: handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...

Door Slams And Engine Warms Up

Peeper: please piss on me...

cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle.

Peeper: PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great.

singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!