The Adventures Of The Cow — Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

Baseball Sounds And Cow Bell Ringing,Ball Is Hit And Hits Cow

Cow: moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

Plane Sounds

M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it

Cow: moo

Ripcord Sounds

Cow: moo,mrr

Parachute Opens

Cow: moow

Thud

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

Cow Opening Paper Bag

Cow: moo,moo

Car Screeches, And Turns Back Around

Cow: mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he cant swim"

Cow Walking Towards Pool, Big Splash

Cow: moo

Crowd Cheering

Cow: mrr,mrr

Underwater Moo

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

Cow: moo

F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that

Cow: moo

Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl

Cow: moo

Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

Cow: moo

M2: hey watch it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

Tennis Ball Being Hit

Farmer: that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark where its out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out

Cow: mrr

Farmer: you cannot see from that angle

Cow: moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out its just a practical joke"

Phone Rings, Cow Picks It Up

Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow

Cow: moo

Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor

Cow: moo

Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

Cow: moo

Farmer: why dont I make reservations?

Cow: moo

Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle

Cow: mrr

Farmer: take that fatty

Cow: mrr

Slams Down Phone

"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"

Car Sounds

Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.

Car Hits Farmer

Farmer: oooh

Cow: mooooooooooooo