Sex Or Weight Lifting — Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name?
Man
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner.
Adam Sandler
Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin.
Man
Uh huh
Adam Sandler
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex
Man
Uh huh
Adam Sandler
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now
Man
Ok
Adam Sandler
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex?
Man
Yeah I got ya
Adam Sandler
Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now.
{Moans and screams}
Adam Sandler
What do you think?
Man
Well that's people having sex.
Adam Sandler
No they were doing a Military Press
Man
But..but they...
Adam Sandler
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name?
Man
Uh hi my name is Ron.
Adam Sandler
Ron, what's your last name, quick.
Man
Ron Johnson.
Adam Sandler
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Man
Nice to meet you Barry.
Adam Sandler
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex..
Man
Yeah?
Adam Sandler
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Man
Uh huh
Adam Sandler
I'm pressing play...Now.
{Moans and screams}
Adam Sandler
And what do you think?
Man
Uh, that was two gay men having sex.
Adam Sandler
No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Man
Sounded like two gay guys having sex.
Adam Sandler
Well no sir, you are dead wrong.
Man
Alright.
Adam Sandler
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?
Man
Uh Larry Bartowski
Adam Sandler
And Larry, how old are you?
Man
I am 62.
Adam Sandler
My name's Barry Lakin.
Man
Nice to meet you Barry.
Adam Sandler
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
Man
I think I'll be able to do this.
Adam Sandler
Alright sir. Here we go. And play.
{Moans and screams}
Adam Sandler
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting?
Man
That was definitely two people having sex.
Adam Sandler
No they were doing Leg Squats.
Man
You're kidding me? They were not having sex?
Adam Sandler
No sir, you are way off base.
Man
I don't believe it.
Adam Sandler
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and screams}
Adam Sandler
Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think?
Man
Those people were definitely having sex.
Adam Sandler
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
Man
You're kidding me. They, they...
Adam Sandler
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it.
Man
They were having sex.
Adam Sandler
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you?
Woman
Okay.
Adam Sandler
My name's Barry Lakin.
Woman
Hi.
Adam Sandler
Hi. What's your name?
Women
Uh Jessica Sanders.
Adam Sandler
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Woman
Oh okay.
Adam Sandler
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back t