The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions — Adam Sandler
And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.
Dean:
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.
Buffoon:
Dean:
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.
Buffoon:
It was all fucked up!
Dean:
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus.
Buffoon:
Dean:
So tell me a little bit more about your background.
Buffoon:
Dean:
Buffoon:
Dean:
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn.
Buffoon:
She had her head way up her ass!
Dean:
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.
Buffoon:
Dean:
Buffoon:
Dean:
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?
Buffoon:
Dean:
of nervous tension. I do not take offense.
Buffoon:
Dean:
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.