Fatty McGee — Adam Sandler
Talking quietly] M1: Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man. M2: We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks! M1: And it counts for 80 percent of our grade. M2: Well we better study our butts off. M1: Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library. M2: Ok, enough talking, let's study! M1: All right.
Turning Pages
Heavy Steps
M2: Uh oh M1: Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
Heavy Steps Continue
M2: Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!
Fatty Whining, Try To Catch Breath
M1: Oh no, he's going to sit with us. Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] Hey fellas, studying for the big test? M1: Uh, yes Fatty, we were. Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] Great! I'll join ya.
Fatty Pulls Out Chair And Falls Into It, Still Whining Horribly
M2: Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath? Fatty: No, no, I'm catching it!
Fatty Continuing To Whine And Snort
M1: Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate. Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] Sure, no problem. M1: Oh man. Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
Whining Continues Even Louder
M1: Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.
Wheezing Continues A Little Softer
M2: Fatty! Please keep it down!
Fatty Makes Snoring/Whining Sounds
M2: Is he sleeping!? M1: No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down. [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts] M2: Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!? Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] I'm trying.
Whining Continues
M1: Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!
Whining Gets Higher And Higher Until It's Continuous
M2: Oh no, that one's going to do it!
Fire Alarm Sounding, Fire Trucks Honking Their Horns, Sirens Reeling
M2: Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again! Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] I'm sorry! Fireman Ray: Fire! Man the building! M1: Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm. Fireman Ray: Fatty McGee, is that you again!? Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] Yes. [Snort] Sorry. [Snort] Fireman Ray: Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!? Fatty: [Whiney voice] But I like the stairs! Fireman Ray: [annoyed] Why!? Fatty: [Still whining horribly] They're fun! Fireman Ray: Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!