The Cheerleader — Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler and steve koren

Sound Of Pom-Poms

Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] "ok you guys, lets hear some spirit!"

Performing Cheer

Cheerleader: "united, we are united.. well be cause were the tigers, were out for vic-tor-y - yeah!"

No Response

Cheerleader: "come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

Still No Response

Cheerleader: "come on! the girls volleyball teams got a big game tonight! and were gonna win cause were the -"

Guy in crowd: "sit down!"

Cheerleader: "you guys are assholes!" [whining] "you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? lets see you come down here and try it!"

Guy: "shut up!"

Cheerleader: "youre the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and youre ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [half-crying]

Guy: "you suck!"

Cheerleader: [hurt] "i was gonna do a split for you guys, but now Im not gonna cuz you guys dont appreciate anything."

Something Hurled And Hit Cheerleader

Cheerleader: "owwww! who threw that!? Im gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" [whining]

Crowd Cheering Softly In Background

Guy: "were sorry."

Pause

Guy: "just kidding, you suck!"

Cheerleader: [half-crying] "ahhaw..no..."