Wish I Were Born In Beverly Hills — Alice Cooper

She looked so sleek and sassy Rolling down Rodeo Drive She got her daddy's black Corniche And her tennis pro by her side

And she wants her mother's lover To exercise her skill And if she don't score him fast She knows that her brother will

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

She says that she's an actress Just never got a part Now she's a teenage mess With a burned out Gucci heart

She cracked one day at Cartier When things came to a head They put her trinkets away And wrapped her up instead

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

She bit like a dog and she screamed like hell You ain't taking me to no padded cell You better take all your hands off my high priced tail

Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills