Drunk In A Band — Del Amitri

Pat is the guy with a record shop and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop and Paul deals speed in a celtic top but I'm just a drunk in a band

Joe does tele-sales and martial arts and Jim pushes patients 'round the public parks and Nancy makes sculptures out of Hoover parts but I'm just a drunk in a band

Danny puts the cones on the motorway and Donna dances tables in her lingere and Jerry, Dave, and Billy, man, they're putting on a play but I'm just a drunk in a band

Pat is the guy with a record shop and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop and Paul deals speed in a celtic top but I'm just a drunk in a band

I could be a soldier, I could drive a van Guide rivers of paint into little red cans Walk rich folks dogs bring 747s in to land I'm just a drunk in a band