I Can't Do Anything — X-Ray Spex

I can't write And I can't sing I can't do anything I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk

Freedom tried to strangle me With my plastic popper beads But I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat

I can't spit And I can't kick I can't even be thick I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk