My Funny Valentine — Elvis Costello

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable

But youre my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than greek ?

Is your mouth a little weak ?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart ?

Dont change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is valentines day