Happy Holidays, You Bastard — Blink-182

It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents it's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents and I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs it's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs and he shit, shit, shit his pants he always fuckin' shitin' his pants and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again