Muhammad My Friend — Tool

Muhammad my friend, it's time to tell the world We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem And on that fateful day when she was crucified She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side

Sweet, sweet, sweet Used to be so sweet to me, well

Muhammad my friend, I'm getting very scared Teach me how to love my brothers who don't know the law And what about the deal on the flying trapeze? Got a peanut butter hand, but honey do drop in at the Dew Drop Inn

Sweet, sweet, sweet Between the boys and the bees

Sweet, sweet, sweet Between the boys and the bees

And Moses I know, I know you've seen fire But you've never seen fire until you've seen Pele blow And I've never seen light, but I sure have seen gold And Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine till I get my own, honey, TV show

Ashre, ashre, ashre, ashre

And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the tidal wave I got a place in the Pope's, honey, rubber robe Muhammad my friend, it's time to tell the world We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem