Fairies Wear Boots — Ozzy Osbourne

Goin' home, late last night Suddenly i got a fright Yeah i looked throught the window and surprised what i saw Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, i saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!

So i went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said "son, son, you've gone too far. 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."