I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God invinsible
With liberty and justice for all
I pledge allegiance to the shit
That runs the United States of America
And to the public which I can't stand
A doomed nation under God-damned government
Inexcusable with poverty and justice
For all the short haired wimps
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God invinsible
With liberty and justice for all