Theme From A NOFX Album — NOFX

We're professional punkers, we come from the suburbs, after 15 years we're still havin' fun Now we're over 30, not lookin' so pretty, at least we got a beat up accordian That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber, he drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly from livin' the good life provided by punk

Singin', singin', singin' Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some Bushmills, I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine We're over 30, we're doin' just fine

El Hefe's not satanic, he's one hip hispanic, he grew up with one dozen cousins and kin He wears baggy pants, he knows how to break dance You've seen him do every impersonation Well, blow me down Alec Oh oh, gi gi gi gi Give it some megatroid, it's certain, half even Father, that's Melvin on six string, some tell me I can't sing Oh, I think you can, just don't do it round me Stick with what you know, playing guitar solo With Hetson and Watt in punk Karaoke

Singin', singin', singin' Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some Bushmills, I'll sing you this song Open another Big box of cheap wine We're over 30 We're doin' just fine

My name is Fat Mike, I'm obsessed with big lesbians I've been a punk rocker For most of my life I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat But that's how I hit them With hook or a slice I'm Kent, I do sound, look he's getting so round I'm Timmy the Turtle, he counts as he clicks I'm Jay, I don't care, someone please cut his hair I'm Limo From Scotland So give me haggis

Singin' (Ohoh) Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong (Pass me a bong) Gimmie some Bushmills, I'll sing you this song (Sing you this song) Open another Big box of cheap wine We're over 30 We're doin' just fine Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some Bushmills, I'll sing you this song (Seven at once) Buy me a quaalide or chop me a line We're pushin' 40, we're doin' Just fine Give me a casual or pass me a bong Give me Glen Lebbit, I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine If you take the lower then I'll take the high