The Kiss (Skit) — Eminem
Eminem:
I'm gonna kill this bitch Im'a kill him I'm going to fucking jail Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
Dave:
Yo man
Eminem:
What
Dave:
I dont know I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
Eminem:
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man Thats her car right there
Dave:
Aight let me park
Eminem:
Just park
Dave:
Im parkin!
Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg
Dave:
Aight
Eminem:
Aight we wait
Dave:
We wait for what
Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
Dave:
Man you aint gonna kill no one What the fuck did you bring that for
Eminem:
Man shut the fuck up dog Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
Dave:
Man dont point that shit at me
Eminem:
Its not even loaded bitch, look
Dave:
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
Eminem:
Yea but its funny as fuck
Dave:
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
Eminem:
Gets you everytime Is that her?
Dave:
where?
Eminem:
Right there mothafucka
Dave:
Oohh yeah
Eminem:
Aight get down get down
Dave:
Fuck, what u doing to her?
Eminem:
Get Down!
Dave:
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin with
Dave:
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
Eminem:
Its the fuckin bouncer Did she just kiss him
Dave:
I dont think so
Eminem:
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
Dave:
No she didnt
Eminem:
Shes kissin him
Dave:
No shes not
Eminem:
Dave:
Ohh shit
Eminem:
Come on