Christmas Song — Korn

It was the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Everybody was stoned, Even the mouse.

Man from the whore house, And me from the jail, I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick A nd busted my bladder.

I went downstairs and what did I see? A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree. He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer, And a big fat hairy dick for that family queer.

That's the end of my story, Funny wasn't it? You see.