I am the walrus crd — Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I`m crying

Expert texpert choking smokers don`t you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I`m crying

A A/G D/F# (2x023x) Famj7 G A A/G Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man you`ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog`s eye Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element`ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

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I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus Goo goo g` joob

Mister city p`liceman sitting pretty little p`lice men in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run I`m crying I`m cry - ing I`m crying I`m cry - ing

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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don`t come you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the egg-man...

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