Bastard Wants To Hit Me — They Might Be Giants

He says he knows me But I don't know that guy He's waving at me But he looks kind of mad

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me He's waving me over so he can hit me But I don't know that guy But I'm not going over there Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

How have we come to this pass? How can I get to my car? Climb in, turn the ignition Pull onto the highway Where I am free

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me He's waving me over so he can hit me And who the hell is he? I can't believe this is happening That crazy bastard wants to hit me