Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song

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Todd Rundgren
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Текст, перевод и аккорды “Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song”
Love unrequited, robs me of me rest, Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers, Love, nightmare like, lies heavy of me chest, And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers. When youre lying awake with a dismal headache and Repose is tabood by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to Indulge in, without impropriety; For your brain is on fire, the bed-clothes conspire of Usual slumber to plunder you: First your counter-pane goes, and uncovers your toes, And your sheet slips demurely from under you; Then the blanketing tickles, you feel like mixed Pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking, And youre hot and youre cross, and you tumble and Toss til theres nothing twixt you and the Ticking. Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap And you pick em all up in a tangle; Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to Remain at its usual angle! Well, you get some repose in the form of a dose, with Hot eye-balls and head ever aching, But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams That youd very much better be waking; For you dream you are crossing the channel, and Tossing about in a steamer from harwich, Which is something between a large bathing machine and A very small second class carriage, And youre giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to A party of friends and relations, Theyre a ravenous horde, and they all come on board At sloane square and south kensington stations. And bound on that journey you find your attorney (who started this morning from devon); Hes a bit undersizd and you dont feel surprisd When he tells you hes only eleven. Well youre driving like mad with this singular lad (by the bye the ships now a four wheeler), And youre playing round games, and he calls you bad Names when you tell him that "ties pay the dealer"; But this you cant stand so you throw up your hand, And you find youre as cold as an icicle; In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold Clocks) crossing salsbury plain on a bicycle: And he and the crew are on bicycles too, which theyve Somehow or other invested in, And hes telling the tars all the particulars of a Company hes interested in; Its a scheme of devices, to get at low prices, all Good from cough mixtures to cables (which tickled the sailors), by treating retailers as Though they were all vegetables; You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (first take off his boots with a boot tree), And his legs will take root, and his fingers will Shoot, and theyll blossom and bud like a fruit Tree; From the green grocer tree you get grapes and green Pea, cauliflower, pine apple and cranberries, While the pastry cook plant cherry brandy will grant, Apple puffs, and three corners, and banburys; The shares are a penny and ever so many are taken by Rothschild and baring, And just as a few are allotted to you, you awake And with a shudder despairing Youre a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck, and No wonder you snore, for your heads on the floor And youve needles and pins from your soles to your Shins, and your flesh is acreep, for your left legs Asleep, And youve cramp in your toes, and a fly on your nose, And some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue, And a thirst thats intense, And a general sense that you havent been sleeping in Clover; But the darkness has passd, and its daylight at Last, and the night has been long, ditto, ditto my Song, And thank goodness theyre both of them over!

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