Текст, перевод и аккорды “If”
- If I was your tv I'd be like Look at me If I was a shooting star I'd be like Peace! If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like Hell naw!' If I was a hotties thong I'd be like Awwww... If I was a cuss word I'd just be like fuck If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like Sup? If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like man this is bullshit If I was the tires on your car I'd be like NEEEAAAWWW If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like Aww fuck If I was a balloon I'd be like pap If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say the point 103 If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like umm...ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like fuck us! And I won't read this, even us motherfucker! If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like THONNNKK!! If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like Man why do you try to bite me every time we try to eat? If I was a chair I'd be like Sit here If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like Shhh, quietly If I was a price tag I'd be like You ain't buying me If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records scratch] If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch] If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like [static] Tune that motherfucker in If I was Barry White I'd be like What up y'all? If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like Boing If I was your dead uncle I'd be like ..... If I was a raindrop I'd just be like drip And If I had an ax to your neck I might say CHOP! [Chorus] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was. but you're killing me If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and ocean of juggalos If I was Andre The Giant This is how I'd be talking If I was Father MC I'd be like Now what happened? If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like What? If I was a pilot I'd be like This is air traffic control If I was John Denver I'd be like Nooooooo!!!! If I was a switch I'd be like Flick me, yoo-hoo If I was a London cop car I'd be like Wee-oop wee-oop If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like Fuck y'all. I'm still paid If I was a stop sign I'd just be like Stop If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop [Chorus}
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