THE UNDER ASSISTANT WEST COAST PROMOTION — The Rolling Stones

( Nanker Phelge)

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am I'm an under assistant west coast promo man

Well I promo groups when they come into town Well I promo groups when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp I'm really, really sharp I sure do earn my pay Sitting on the beach every day, yeah I'm real real sharp, yes I am I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit Yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh I though I had a dime Where's my dime I know I have a dime somewhere I'm pretty sure........