I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) — The Lonely Island

Lonely Island

Sometimes Something beautiful happens in this world

Akon

Oh Akon And Lonely Island

Lonely Island

You don't know how to express yourself so You just gotta sing

Akon

I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) I just had sex (Hey!) And I'll never go back (never go back) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past

Andy Samberg

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

Jorma

You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex 'Meant my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done

Andy Samberg

Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Jorma

Well sure Nice of her to let you do that thing

Andy Samberg

Nice of any girl ever

Jorma

Now sing

Akon

I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) I Wanna tell the world

Andy Samberg

To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Jorma

Doesn't really make sense

Andy Samberg

But man, screw it

Jorma

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

Andy Samberg

She could be my wife

Jorma

That good?

Andy Samberg

The best 30 seconds of my life

Jorma

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

Andy Samberg

Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

Jorma

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

Akon

So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

Jorma

She kept looking at her watch

Akon

Doesn't matter, I had sex

Andy Samberg

But I cried the whole time

Akon

Doesn't matter, I had sex

Jorma

I think she might have been a racist

Akon

Doesn't matter, I had sex

Andy Samberg

She put a bag on my head

Akon

Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true (dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex (everybody sing!) And it felt so good (we all had sex!) A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!) I just had sex (I just had sex!) And I'll never go back (no, no, no!) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past