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From: [email protected] (JK13)
Subject: CRD: Mr. Wrong (Cracker)
Mister Wrong
Johnny Hickman/Cracker
 G                                                       C
Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere,
 G                                          D
Let me lay my sorry trip on you
                      G                                        C
Oh won't you meet me by the river little darlin'
 G                              D                 G
I might just let you see my bare tattoo.
 G                                                      C
I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't.
             G
           D
It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke,
                            G                        C
But there's some change in my ashtray,
                   G
Maybe just enough to pay
         C                                  D
 G
For a half pint of something probably make us choke.
Chorus:
G F# E (walk down bass notes)
          D                                                   G
Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family
G, F#, E,
             D                                              G
They'd probably send me back where I belong,
                     C                                  G
Don't wanna hear about your mister right,
        D        G       C
He's out of town tonight,
 G                                        D                          G
Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong.
 G                                                      C
I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
          G
  D
And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
       G                           C                             G
                C
And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography
          G                              D                      G
And a ten pound flashlight floating in the trunk.
Repeat chorus
        C                                                        G
And do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you
                  C
And would she like to meet my brother?
             D7
He'll be out of jail in a month or two.
Instrumental break on verse chords
Repeat first verse, chorus, end on this last line:
                   C                          D                      G
Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong.
All errors, misprints and mispellings are mine and mine alone.
[email protected] (john Kearney)