Nitro Burning Funny Cars — The Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

This world is full of people who Spend their lives in shoppin' malls

Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9 We'll get smashed and have a wild time

This world is full of people who Think a lot about bowlin' balls

No one will ever fall in love with a Nitro burnin' funny car No one will ever have lunch with a Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass Get the hiccups if we eat too fast See how long our love can last Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass

This world is full of people who Sit too long when the light is green

Let's find some statues and then deface 'em I wanna beat up on Casey Casem

This world is full of people who Eat a lot of franks and beans

No one will ever buy a present for a Nitro burnin' funny car No one will ever go campin' with a Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught We'll forget what we've been taught Let's entertain some ugly thoughts

This world is full of people who Crack their knuckles and talk too loud

Let's play some records and worship Satan I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin'

This world is full of people who Look a lot like Gavin McCloud

No one will really gives a damn about Nitro burnin' funny cars No one will ever write a song called Nitro burnin' funny cars

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump