Vanilla Sex — NOFX

don't ever take away from me my pornography we obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

don't try to take away from me my right to privacy what I do is no one's business but me

so stay in your missionary position I hope that you get bored to death there's no way I'm going thru life having vanilla sex

the government's trying to get in your bedroom you better lock your door and close your shades because there could be someone watching you today

why do you try to make things illegal why do we have to be 21 are you afraid that people are having too much fun why do you care what I do in my bedroom why do you want to know how I screw it seems to me you've got nothing better to do.