/*[Mean Mr. Mustard]*/
[Куплет]: E Esus4
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
E Esus4 E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B7 B7 C7 C#7 D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D7 D7 C#7 C7 B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C B7 E C B7
Such a mean old man... Such a mean old man
[Куплет]: E Esus4
His sister Pam works in a shop
E Esus4 E
She never stops she's a go-getter
B7 B7 C7 C#7 D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D7 D7 C#7 C7 B7
Only place that he's ever been
B7
Always shouts out something obscene
E C B7 E C B7
Such a dirty old man... Dirty old man
/*[Polythene Pam]*/
[Проигрыш]:D A E ×2
[Куплет]: D A E
Well you should see Polythene Pam
D A E
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
G
Well you should see her in drag
B7
Dressed in her polythene bag
C D E
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
C D E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Проигрыш]:D A E ×2
[Куплет]: D A E
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
D A E
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
G
She's the kind of a girl
B7
That makes the "News of the World"
C D E
Yes you could say she was attractively built
[Проигрыш]:D A E ×2
[Соло]:D A E ×7
E
/*[She Came In Through The Bathroom Window]*/
[Проигрыш]:E E7 E6 E
[Куплет]:A D
She came in through the bathroom window
A D
Protected by a silver spoon
A D
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
D
By the banks of her own lagoon
[Припев]:A Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7 C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7 C A
Tuesday's on the phone to me
[Куплет]:N.C. D
She said she'd always been a dancer
A D
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
A D
And though she thought I knew the answer
D
Well, I knew what I could not say
[Куплет]:A D
And so I quit the police department
A D
And got myself a steady job
A D
And though she tried her best to help me
D
She could steal, but she could not rob
[Припев]:A Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7 C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7 C A
Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah