Mean mr mustardpolythene pamshe came in through the bathroom window — Beatles

/*[Mean Mr. Mustard]*/

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Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy his new clothes Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a mean old man... Such a mean old man

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His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man... Dirty old man

/*[Polythene Pam]*/

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Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag Dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl That makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built

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/*[She Came In Through The Bathroom Window]*/

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She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon

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Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me

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She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew what I could not say

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And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal, but she could not rob

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Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah