Dont marry herBeautiful South

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DON'T MARRY HER - THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH
Tabbed by Dan Taylor and Julian Nimmo
>From the album: "Blue is the colour"
Intro:
C G Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C D G (X2)
 C                 G
Think of you with pipe and slippers
 Fm              G
Think of her in bed
 Fm                C                   D           G
Laying there just watching telly then think of me instead
      C             G               Fm               G
I'll never grow so old and flabby, that could never be
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
      C                      G
Your love light shines like cardboard
          Fm             G
But your work shoes are glistening
         Fm        C
She's a PHD in 'I told you so'
          D                      G
You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening'
        C                G            Fm               G
She'll grab your Sandra Bullocks and slowly raise the knee
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
         C                                 Fm    C
And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay
         Fm                        C
And you realise you can't make it anyway
                                    Fm             C
You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park,
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
       C             G
Those lovely Sunday mornings
      Fm                   G
With breakfast brought in bed
       Fm                   C                D                   G
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles trying to peck your head
       C                    G            Fm             G
Those birds will peck your soul out and throw away the key
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
         C                G
And the kitchen's always tidy
     Fm                G
The bathroom's always clean
 Fm                       C                        D             G
She's a diploma in 'just hiding things', you've a first in 'low esteem'
           C              G                Fm             G
When your socks smell of angels, but your life smells of Brie
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
         C                                 Fm    C
And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay
         Fm                        C
And you realise you can't make it anyway
                                    Fm             C
You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park,
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me
         C                                 Fm    C
And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay
         Fm                        C
And you realise you can't make it anyway
                                    Fm             C
You have to wash the car, take the kiddies to the park,
 Fm          G         C
Don't marry her, have me